Monday, October 31, 2011

8:46 PM

Like a Zombie, I'm Back From the Dead

Holy fuck you guys, I've been absent in your lives since June. FUCKING JUNE. I considered never coming back, then I considered coming back but kept stopping myself... kind of like...

Friday, June 17, 2011

11:30 AM

June = Queer Lovin'

...Baltimore is TOMORROW!!!!! I'll be attending all of the shenanigans! I'm *so* excited.(This is the part where you wish me luck & fun tim...

Monday, May 2, 2011

9:05 PM

Am I Catching "Hipster"?

Ahoy mateys! I have a confession to make. It's difficult for me to admit this to anyone, but... I've fallen in love with *instagram*. It's a app that allows you to take pictures...

Friday, April 15, 2011

5:00 PM

There's About to Be a Girlfight

Ahoy friends! It was eighty-two degrees last weekend here in the southeast! SUMMER IS COMING! I'm so excited, I could cry. Heat means tank tops and cold beers and sparklers...

Monday, April 4, 2011

8:48 PM

Go Shawty, It's Your Birthday

Ahoy! You guys, every time I watch the Runaways I feel all crazy inside because K. Stew looks *so hot* as Joan Jett. Seriously, she spends ninety minutes running around in leather...

Saturday, March 26, 2011

12:50 PM

The Emerald City

Ahoy y'all, I don't know about you, but I have a huge issue with jealousy. I get jealous of all sorts of ridiculous things, but the aspect of my jealousy which really gets me into...

Friday, March 4, 2011

8:41 AM

We're All In This Together

Ahoy bitches, Don't get offended. I use bitches as a term of endearment. Do you know what I love? I love when I come upon the chance to do something sketchy with other people. You...

Sunday, February 20, 2011

7:52 PM

The Bucket List

Ahoy mateys! We're not on a boat or anything, but it's my new thing to greet people with "Ahoy!" because nobody else does it. I like to think it keeps me lookin' awesome. That, or...

Sunday, January 30, 2011

6:22 PM

Is There An Exit Wound?

Hello everyone! So, I know that I haven't shared this with you all yet, but I have a history of corrupting kids. I mean, I did--back when I was a kid. Now I'm 23 and I don't corrupt...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

8:15 PM

Climb Every Mountain

Hey y'all, No intro, let's go... Climb Every Mountain Where I went to college, we have three nights every fall that are, unavoidably, going to be party nights. Resident Assistants...
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